HII NI VILE WAHAYA WANAVYO CHUKULIWA!!!!!:Imeandaliwa na Mdau Andrew Peter Kato

Doctor : What happened to your arm?

Kateborana : I broke it.

Doctor : Where and How did that happen?

Kateborana : Okey. It was a normal Saturday afternoon. I was on my balcony sip... ..

Doctor : Is that where you broke your arm, the balcony?

Kateborana: No no ... I was sipping that my scotch whisky slowly... you know my son recently came from he UK and he brought me some blue label. Anyway... as I continued sipping, my butler James came up the balcony and informed me that there was this call on my second mobile. I reminded him to always bring the cellular up instead of calling me. As I hurried down the marble staircase... …

Doctor : I guess that is when you... ..

Kateborana : No, as I was going down I noticed the garage door was open. I stopped to check and indeed the Prado was missing. I knew Mama Koku, my beautiful wife had taken it. Koku is our second daughter, now in Boston USA and is named after my late grand mother, who passed away in 1972 after a short illness.

I have always warned mama Koku never to use the 4 by 4 on weekends, because of the recent spate of car-jackings. I always advise her to either use the 230E or the 325i which are not very attractive for thugs. That reminds me, I will have to tell my secretary to call "car-track " first thing on Monday - Jowa! I need to update my mobility inventory with them. So as I was saying.... ..

Doctor : (With some laughter) Yes Mr Kateborana car theft incidences are rising and it is becoming a dangerous place. But how did you break your arm?

Kateborana: Yes I was coming to that. On my way to pick the cell tel I heard a hissing sound. I stopped to check where it was coming from. Ahh, it was from the bathroom. Mama Koku for some reason, had left the Jacuzzi on. Luckily the temp and speed were at the minimum. I usually recommend such speed and temp so that we do not overload the UPS….support system.

Doctor : Mr Kateb.....

Kateborana : Just wait... So I when I picked up the phone, I said Hello, Hello... Hello, but nothing. I became upset because I think the caller had disconnected, I cant understand why he didn't leave a message after the beep.

All my un-answered calls including the car mobiles are automatically redirected to a central CAMS system. Doc, a CAMS is a "Central Answering Machine System". Anyway, on my way back I did not notice the protruding wire from the satellite dish. I had on many occasions told MultiChoice to send in a qualified techni...

Doctor : ...is that where you tripped?

Kateborana : Yes, and....

Doctor : Thank you. Such an expensive trip will cost you only 850.

Kateborana : (hands over the money excitedly...)

Doctor : Not Tanzania shillings, Dollars!

Kateborana : Aii.....then I shall write you a cheque drawn from my overseas account with Fast Boston Bank of Massachussets....you can not go wrong on that one omera…..

Thx Mr Andrew
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